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avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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every merlin episode ever

  • evil sorcerer: performs evil magic
  • evil sorcerer: KASSGFG ERASTYV VUHGITHY UTHER PENDRAGON
  • evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh
  • *****
  • arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever
  • merlin: ur fat
  • arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole
  • gaius: long day?
  • merlin: how come no1 appreciates me
  • gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard
  • merlin: wut
  • gaius: eat ur porridge
  • merlin:
  • random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately
  • ******
  • uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease
  • uther: they r dying
  • uther: wats going on
  • gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this
  • uther:
  • gaius:
  • uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid
  • gaius: no for realz
  • uther: omg
  • uther: not my division u go arthur
  • arthur: but pops
  • uther: did i fucking stutter
  • arthur: ok nvm
  • *********
  • merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea
  • arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is
  • merlin: no
  • arthur:
  • merlin:
  • arthur: whatevs im taking u with me
  • merlin: wut
  • arthur: ily
  • merlin: u2
  • arthur: wut
  • merlin: wut
  • ***********
  • arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here
  • knight: my lord its a monster
  • arthur: oh shit
  • knights: throw swords
  • arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works
  • merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*
  • monster: runs away
  • arthur: wut
  • knights: wut
  • merlin:
  • arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat
  • arthur: its a good thing u have me
  • arthur: i saved ur life
  • *************
  • arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there
  • uther: ur a fucking disappointment
  • arthur: i kno
  • uther: try again 2morro u coward
  • arthur: ok ily
  • uther: go away fatass
  • *************
  • gaius: so wut happened
  • merlin: my powers r not strong enuff
  • gaius: i believe in u
  • merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat
  • gaius: no ur not
  • merlin: thank
  • ****************
  • dragon: young warlock
  • merlin: hey gurl
  • dragon: how u been
  • merlin: ugh dont even get me started
  • dragon:
  • merlin:
  • dragon: well wtf do u want
  • merlin: how do i defeat this beast
  • dragon: idk
  • merlin: yes u do
  • dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe
  • merlin: what the fuck
  • dragon: 2 sides same coin
  • merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat
  • dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead
  • merlin:
  • dragon:
  • merlin: fuck u
  • *****************
  • arthur: if i dont make it today merlin
  • merlin: yes
  • arthur: ....
  • merlin: wut is it my lord
  • arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok
  • merlin: *blushes* ok
  • knights: um
  • arthur: omg its here look the monster
  • merlin: oh shit
  • knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*
  • merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok
  • arthur: almost dies
  • merlin: fuck
  • merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*
  • monster: *dies*
  • arthur:
  • merlin:
  • knights:
  • arthur: i did it
  • arthur: its a good thing i was here
  • arthur: to save merlin
  • arthur: i saved his life
  • arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin
  • merlin: fuck u
  • **************
  • uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing
  • arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy
  • uther: wut a great prince amiright
  • merlin: fuck this shit
  • **************
  • gaius: im proud of u
  • merlin: thank
  • gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha
  • merlin: hahahahaha
  • gaius: hahahahaaaha
  • dragon voice: merlin
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atheistpigeon:

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cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

The tour group

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blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

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most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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"On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence."

Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)

BOOM

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THIS

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And when we have our periods our ‘male’ hormone (testosterone) is actually at its highest level…soooooo…

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^ not actually true, testosterone peaks when you ovulate (x).  you don’t need testosterone to not tolerate bullshit, either.  passivity is socialized in women, not a result of biology.

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fremjoes:

smugasaurus:

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

Travel the world in search of cheese

Everybody is looking for cheese

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neutraltugboat:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

sandslashing:

catchy songs

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catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS

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i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song

ERREBODY GET UP

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anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME3/10 favorite female characters » Elizabeth Bennet (Pride & Prejudice)

"Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid."

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meum-malum:

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

wow

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