My mom left a plastic raw chicken container on the floor and my dog ate the absorbent pad on it.
I love it that she downplays the whole thing when she’s to blame but if it’s our fault the world completely freaking ends.
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
That’s actually a really deep quote.